Most people are weight conscious these days. It is the healthy thing to do. However, you may find yourself in a precarious predicament. Perhaps you have a sudden event to attend. You could really stand to lose a few pounds, but there is no time. You do not need a miracle. You need a good excuse. Here are some excuses that you might consider in an emergency.

Have you ever thought that your problem may be caused by a rare condition? Perhaps certain things affect your metabolism. A simple act of using an electric hand mixer might trigger this condition. It could be so rare that no one has ever heard about it. Doctors cannot help you. They have no idea what it is.

It is important to mention that you are doing all that you can for this problem. There is no known cure. Every effort that you make is not working. You still may meet with great skepticism. However, you may also run into others with the same condition.

Maybe you are a victim of demonic possession. This is something that will be difficult to disprove. Make sure that you have a good story about how it came about. Maybe you are minding your own business one day. You are preparing a healthy smoothie with your hand blender. All of a sudden you feel peculiar. The blender begins to do funny things.

No one has seen possession of a kitchen appliance. They cannot dispute whatever details that you come up with. Perhaps you become driven to make something terribly fattening. Maybe your life has not been the same since.

Expand your story to include other things. Your remote control has been taken over by a demonic presence. This explains why it is so hard to find. Your remote changes channels by itself. It turns the volume up on food commercials, to taunt you. That is why so many TV commercials are so loud.

Demonic possession may be a good excuse for obesity. There may be an entire population of demons devoted to this. These fat demons would take great delight in frustrating you in your weight loss efforts. This is a possibility. It would explain why so many people have so much trouble with weight control. It may not be your fault. You may be possessed by a fat demon. You may ask how to get rid of this creature. The answer to that question may not be available yet. However, awareness may bring about possible cures for afflictions.

Summary

Do you need a quick excuse for your weight? It may be for a class reunion of something. Try a rare condition that is brought on by your Cuisinart hand mixer. Maybe you are possessed by a fat evil presence. Perhaps you will choose no excuse at all. You will deal with your problems as they arise. You will take the blame upon yourself, where it rightfully belongs, or not. It is up to you.